♥ I'm Princess

♥ Sunday, March 22, 2009

The Princess ♥

aww, man there goes my march hols and i didn't touch a single shit of homework, but I dun giva damn anyway because ahem ahem....

DAMN YOU MRS HOY YOU KBKP NOTHING BETTER TO DO

GIVE SO MUCH HOMEWORK VERY SHUANG HOR?!

she's like shiok liddat give so much homework, but does anyone care? NO! WTFH! she and her blasted sorry excuse for a baby and JUMP OFF A BUILDING AND DIE FOR ALL I CARE!!!

That's right you crazy "ooh-i-love-to-smile-all-the-time-because-it-makes-me-look-retarded-like-how-i-am" person! HELL YEA I'm refering to you, you crazy nonsensical nut-job. Grr, she nothing better to do anyhow chuck homework and who does the marking? ME? OH GREAT!! She can just let us doall the homework and never lift a finger when it comes to exams, isn't that great?!

She talks funny and she walks funny too I mean, MRS FOO IS PREGNANT!!! But at least she walks with profound steps that are elegant and balance you look like you're gonna topple and have a miscarriage(which I would LOOOVE to see)!! If anyone disagrees with what I'm writing,

GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY BLOG AND NEVER COME
BACK WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!! gogo!! shoo!

Next item on the agenda...

MS DELLA YOU CRAP-EATER, who the hell do you think you are?!

you're worse than Mrs hoy and her constant trash! what the FUCK?! ART HOMEWORK?! Well here's the joy you butt-licker, IF YOU'RE SO INTERESTED ABOUT US GETTING GOOD GRADES FOR ART, THEN JUST DON'T GIVE US HOMEWORK AND LET US DO THE EXAMS WITHOUT YOU AND YOUR "pass it up by wednesday, 2 days is more than enough to paint 4 shoes and get everyone in your group to decide which design you want and hand it up or I'll book you"

You got me at "I'll book you" ... AWW ISN'T THAT SWEET?! You're actually gonna book us because we don't paint our shoe?! well you try painting shoes with you and your fucking teacher friends or rather TEACHER FREAKS!

But more importantly, there's a group of people i wish to acknowledge for their sloppy efforts and their daily paper called "The Daily Trash". That's right it's the infamous School leaders, let's give them all a BIG hand in appreciation for their lousy half-minded effors in making the school a nicer place to be...

Firstly it's because they've got sooo much saliva to talk for 15 whole minutes at the assembly area to nag and nag about the SAME THING!! EVEN IF IT'S CONGRATULATING THE SPORTS TEAMS OR WHATEVER!!

Based on an article(orally read) from one of the days in Term 1 :

Mrs Lim (pathetic prancing principal) : I'd like to UM... congratulate the softball girls for getting UM... champions for the UM... 8th time in a row! 8 times, wow, it's not very easy and UM... I know the girls must've gone throuhg alot to have achieved UM... so much. UM... their teamwork is very commendable and I want to congratulate them AGAIN. UM...

Mrs Chia (Verbally Pretentious Vice Principal) : well, as mrs lim as said earlier I'D LIKE TO CONGRATULATE THE SOFTBALL GIRLS because of their determination and teamwork they managed to endure all difficulties and get this title yet again FOR THE 8TH TIME(I THINK WE ALL KNOW THAT!)!! They showed alot of sportsmanship and managed to emerge champion FOR THE 8TH TIME(WE ALREADY KNOW THAT YOU TOOT!!) So I'd like to congratulate them, YET AGAIN!!!(oh the joy..-.-)

See my point? I don't know what the last VP said because I was dying on the spot, isn't that great? and then came the Disciplinary mistress(Mrs yvonne Tan) and her bla bla bla on the softballers and our attire..

I'd like to say she's the one who made the biggest impression on me....

The follwing has been cut and edited ALOOT OF TIMES due to time-constraint.

Disciplinary Mistress(Mrs Yvonne Tan): bla bla bla(random spamming and flooding) You girls are TKG-XIANS!! (WTF?!) bla bla bla(more spamming) soo, as TKG-XIANS!!(this doesn't get old) bla bla bla...(more rubbish) I hope that TKG-XIANS(holy khalido...O_O) bla bla bla(more rubbish and trash) I know that sometimes school rules are hard(HELL YEA!) but as TKG-XIANS you must show everyone your(I lost her) bla bla bla..... bla bla bla... So EVERYONE I want to work well with all of you because I hear that TKG-XIANS are very nice and gracious... (I lost her again) bla bla... something about our hair... bla bla bla... So Thank you TKG-XIANS...

random student : TKG-ians!!!

Mrs PAISEH Tan : Oh really? well um... Thank you TKG-ians for listening and I hope to see some improvement in our TKG-XIANS'(WALAO!!) hair.

I was laughing my ass off...-.- I suppose she hasn't seen the school reflection log...-.-

Secondly(this is getting draggy) I'll make this quick

They can never get out of those hideous shoes, have they ever considered how UNFLATTERING THOSE HEELS ARE??!

Thirdly, They have noo sense of humour for example :

Pathetic prancing principal : You know last time we bla bla bla (something that was supposed to be funny) *laughs*

(SILENCE IN THE HALL)

Lastly, They just have to stop making us have so much homework it's not helping the slightest bit....-.-

Princess ♥ You
4:27 AM

♥ Monday, March 16, 2009

The Princess ♥

ARGH!!!!! THE GAME IS SO LAG I CAN"T TAKE IT!!!

I'm PRINCESS!!! which means that everything i say GOES!!(literally)

rawr!!!

Princess ♥ You
5:22 AM

♥ Friday, March 13, 2009

The Princess ♥

I finally got a nice song for my blog,, wonder if you guys can hear it or not :S I wanted "whine up" from the cheerleadeing songs(to suit the sports day that's upcoming :P), but I realised how crazy the song sounds after a while.. @.@

sigh... this song is nice :D I LOVE IT!!! YES I DO.... um.. after so long I don't know what to do now.. :S...lost my mood for poems... hmm... OH YES!!

I GOT 82 for science!!! how cool is that?! WHOO!!!

muahahaha!!!! I LOVE MYSELF!!! even though i never study... I got like 2 A1s and the rest is loke B3 and B4 at least no C5 and C6(NO REMEDIALS!!!)

And guess what i got A1 for?

yea, I think you guys know... not maths.. :D:D it's

SCIENCE AND GEOGRAPHY.. o.O

yea, OMFG!! I couldn't believe it!!! A subject I have no interest(not much)(does not include science!!) and I got A1, while for the subjects i LOVE!!(e.g Lit and English) I GOT B3!!! B3!!!! not even A2 niaa!!!! RAWR!!! I'm so angryy!! well.. when mdm seah ask me if i happy i say "ok la" and then i told her i got A1 for geog she was like :"good that means you know how to elaborate" even though she looks so calm, i know she happy loh... SHE IS HAPPY DUDE!! hope she can spare us from boredom for a few days even a few minutes!!! GRR.... LOL

Princess ♥ You
12:38 AM

♥ Tuesday, March 10, 2009

The Princess ♥

it's the WORSE day of my life!! you wanna know why?! because it's not friday the 13th and I'm having the

SCREWIEST LUCK EVER!!!

that's right folks! I've been having shit for the whole day!!!

1. My specs broke ..oh the joy... don't you think that's great?! I can't see!!! for the whole of lit I was cracking my eyeballs just to seee the words!!! SHIT!!!

2. I nearly failed lit!!! I tell you!!! I LOVE LIT!!! lit is the best subject(after science) but I love it! and how can I fail?! you know why?! I can bet you miss shahzea marked my script unfairly or she's got horrible eyesight to tell love from complete idiocy!! DAMN!!!!

3. I got jabbed/hit/knocked/konked (whatever that makes you happy) in the head by my best friend!!! WHO YOU ASK?! WHO YOU SAY?! well eat shit you super-demented fiend!!!! it's ain't a who you blasted nit-wit!!!

it's an IT you shit-eating, nut-babbling, nose dribbling, worldy

illogical JACK-ASS!!!!

It's my best friend the tennis ball...and it got thrown by none-other than the infamous worldy unreknown biatch it the whole wide world : Addy oh the joy...-.- makes me puke my acids out that's what, saves my breath anyway... if you're reading this and you feel offended,

SUCK IT IN AND LEAVE ALL THAT CARBON DIOXIDE

IN THERE TILL YOUR HEAD BLOWS UP,

YOU CAN SEND YOURSELF MARS AND HAVE A

LOVELY TIME UP THERE RAPIDLY LOSING ALL

YOUR OXYGEN AS THE PRESSURE IN YOUR

FUCKING BODY IS LOST AND YOU START BLOWING

UP WITH YOUR GUTS FLYING ALL OVER THE

PLACE!

EAT SHIT!!

Thank you, NO actually, no thank you, you guys have made this day so bad, I can't even get over it.. so this is what I'll do, I'll keep cursing till I'm happy, and if you're not happy,

GET LOST! You dick-sucking moron! and if you are happy,

kudos to you :D but if you're still not happy, I hope you can

jump off the building and die! I can voice MY OWN PERSONAL

VIEWS ON MY OWN BLOG, if you don't like it, get lost

because you can't seem to accept other people's views and ideas

you lost-cause!

Princess ♥ You
12:05 AM

♥ Saturday, March 7, 2009

The Princess ♥

hmm... I have a subject today :D so um.. enjoy ^.^

Alas sunshine after the rain,
painted onto the sky is its name,
scattered in the pain,
it has so much joy and fame.

The happiness splashed upon it,
the dignity and skies lit,
a show of charisma and wit,
it finds itself a place to sit.

We awe at it longingly,
it boasts itself shamelessly,
it comes and leaves unknowingly,
but it's there still dancing merrily.

After the sun comes out,
it runs and we tout,
but it's gone and we pout,
but we won't ever doubt.

It is so much fun,
we never see it because of the sun,
but it's there for it can never run,
it's a rainbow and it is my chum!

Princess ♥ You
3:45 AM

♥ Friday, March 6, 2009

The Princess ♥

FINALLY SOMEONE NOTICES THE CLOCK FINALLY!! and also... I just realised how suckish my poems can be if i listen to the wrong songs(e.g songs by abba, songs by avril, songs by john travolta, etc.)

The songs have to be a certain melody and tune, it also has to have nice lyrics and give me a certain feeling that i want to put into my poem... otherwise, It'll end up like the one on my 2nd or 3rd post pathetic.... sigh... alright i have to change my song.. lol... and alsooo... hmm... I think Maths should just jump off the building and die.. DIE I SAY!! I mean... Ahem.. it should just commit suicide... AHEM!!! I need the mood for my poem thank you..

Ok..

Thank you very much Denise

you're welcome Denise.

Why thank you!

Thank you too ^.^

Alright that was SO RANDOM...-.- haha
time to change songs... need a nice soothing one :D

Ahh... the song by Ronan Keating "When you say nothing at all " :D this'll do..

Argh shit, it's too soothing... fckk....-.- Eternal flame? yea... that's good :D OH THIS IS HORRIBLE SHIT!!! NEXT!! Kenny Rogers, Through the years.. that'll do :D hopefully

As it passes by solemnly,
no one can see its grin,
no one can feel its warmth,
but all can know.

We all dread it like pain,
we all deny it like lies,
we turn it away with no shame,
but it's still there.

We want it like rain,
we desire it like blood,
it tempts us to waste it,
but we need it.

It never slows down,
it only goes forward,
for us it has done so much,
but it can do more.

It whispers in our ears,
it blows by our faces,
it shamelessly uses us,
like pawns in its very game.

Like a shatter in a rainbow,
like the darkness in the light,
like the storm on a winter night,
it gives its heart to appease us.

Yet we don't apprecite it,
we use it like rubbish,
it let it down and cast it away,
hoping it will help us some day.

But it gives us life,
it makes what we are,
it makes what we have,
the very treasure we let go.

It is the work of time,
it is what we need but discard,
it is what keeps us old and young,
and it is it that I love and treasure.

Princess ♥ You
12:45 AM

♥ Thursday, March 5, 2009

The Princess ♥

I have a BEAUTIFUL idea from eunice(thank you) and it's about well... you'll see it later... But i warn you when i read this poem I felt so good but at the same time kinda sad... It's soo deep I feel like crying T.T

The footprints in the sand,
the prints that are washed away,
by the waves on the shore,
erased like memories in a distance.

The train that runs to the hills,
the steam it leaves behind,
the tracks it runs upon,
travel the distance beyond.

The wind that blows north,
the sand and salt it carries,
from the beach and from the sea,
it leaves a mark to bear.

The flame that burns,
the ashes it makes,
the blaze it forms that scars the place,
it leaves it's nobility and warmth.

What's left maybe no more,
but sure it's still there for all,
it stays in the shadows,
never to be seen or awe.

The scars on you and me,
the silence and nobility,
none see it's presence,
but it remains faithfully to be.

And this is the mark it leaves,
this is the scar we bear,
because we lay it and leave it,
this is no more than a mystery.

The long road it takes,
the harsh wind that breaks,
the sound though silent,
they are that we leave behind.

Princess ♥ You
4:24 AM

♥ Tuesday, March 3, 2009

The Princess ♥

arghh!!! I did about 30 minutes of leg lifts(not 30 mins straight..-.-) and my legs are soo sore.. but it's fun!!! XDXD I'm insane... :P but I'm a PRINCESS who is PRICELESS! I am the best! and I want a handsome prince who won't make me go jogging after dinner in the morning is okie but at night is just morally insane!!! GRR!! Haha! I'm so retarded today.. :P I need to calm down.. whew... tired...

I just wanna look at my future prince and make dinner for him!! EEEEEEEEEEE I'm soo excited over marriage... o.O I AM insane... T.T I don't wanna be insane!! I'm a princess!!! niaaaa!!!

Hmm... no on'es giving me any ideas... T.T and I don't know

what to write about! just give me any idea!! Like writing about

sex or something( I can't write about it because people will start

scolding me if they see it :S )siggh.. so I need YOUR IDEAS

because it means that you approve of the topic I'm writing on!!

now before i freak out!

GIVE ME SOME IDEAS!!!!

thank you. and have a nice day.. :D

Princess ♥ You
5:04 AM

♥ Monday, March 2, 2009

The Princess ♥

I'm a hippy yea i am! HIPPEH! dude, cut me some slack and lose the workload on my bare-chested soul(that sounds wrong :S) ROCK ON DUDE!!!(OMG I moved into the next era!!) ok.. I'll make do then

Rock ON DUDES!! SHATTER MY RAIN AND SHINE, BABY SHOUT IT TO ME! SHOUT IT LOUD IN MY EAR BABY!! THAANK YOU EVERYONE!!! PEACE OUT!!! o.O

alright, i just moved back again... hmm... peace to the world! gosh.. I'm so retarded.. :S

hmm.. I don't know what to write..

Despite the cold wind in my face,
though the flowers may whither,
and everyone can leave me behind,
but I know you won't.

The storm may smite me,
my pride may waver to dust,
the seas may pull me and drown,
but I know you can't.

Hell may destroy my faith,
it can shatter my hope,
but it cannot shatter my love,
the trust i put in you.

The seas will be calm,
the storms will pass like wind,
the life will return to it's glory,
because of your warmth.

Princess ♥ You
4:56 AM